WISHES

Have you ever wished you were someone different, living in an alternate reality, doing different things, and doing things differently?

I have.

I wish I were thin. I wish I were someone who loathes red velvet cake and chocolate chip cookies.

I wish I went to yoga class every day, in my sexy yoga pants with my sexy yoga butt. Afterward I would enjoy a twenty-minute calming meditation in which I maintained a clear mind and perfect posture…